Welcome to the
Sad But Rad Club Adoption Page

Squishmallows (and other adorable friends) often make appearances in my videos. Many of my friends have shared that they are unable to find Squishmallows in their hometowns, so I’ve created an adoption page for Sad But Rad ‘mallows and friends looking for good homes! Most listings will only have (1) of each kind.

In addition to your new adopted friend, each order also includes an Official Adoption Certificate from me, a Sad But Rad Club Sticker (design may vary), and an official letter welcoming you to Sad But Rad Club.

Shipping prices are listed for US orders only. Please contact me directly to inquire about international pricing!